”An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they have´t been done before”

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain" 

Dessa är två citat från Mark Twain som vi jobbar om just nu på engelskan, han har en speciell humor!